May 2012
April 2012
I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their...
– President Barack Obama
(via elesheva)
Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
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“My poor baby,” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man/woman on a tv show.
Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
On a more positive note, we’ve set a date for our wedding. We thought next May?...
– Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter 24.
i know el james is british, but she chose to set the books in washington, and the bitch isn’t even trying to word things in the american lexicon.
(via 50shadesofsuck)
The strands of the flogger skim across my swollen belly at an aching, languorous...
– Fifty Shades Freed, Epilog.
chrisitian is flogging anastasia’s pregnant stomach. just wanted to make sure we were all on the same page with that. cool.
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??? are you kidding me?
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wolfdancer: chelebelleslair: “There was one girl... →
chelebelleslair:
“There was one girl in our school whose mother made her wear a clothespin on her nose to make it thin. There were quite a few girls who tried to bleach their skin white with bleaching cream and who got pimples instead. And, of course, we went to the beauty parlor and got our…
cubie-cereal:
Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.
lord-baelish:
Unbidden, his thoughts went to Brienne of Tarth. Stupid stubborn ugly wench. He wondered where she was. Father, give her strength.
- Jaime I | A Feast for Crows
STFU, Conservatives: fuckyeahplannedparenthood:... →
fuckyeahplannedparenthood:
Fuck Yeah Planned Parenthood: If Planned Parenthood is doing nothing wrong, why are they scared of underground investigation?
allarecreatedequal:
fuckyeahplannedparenthood:
allarecreatedequal:
They should be happy to have a chance to prove…